it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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