is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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