I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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