My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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