Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
