oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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