What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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