nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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