can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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