so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How does it feel to date your dad?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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