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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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