FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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