: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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