Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
whose parrot is this?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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