yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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