doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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