Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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