Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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