Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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