Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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