she woke up with a sticky ear
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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