wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
and she was petting her beer can
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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