I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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