Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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