youre lurking in front of me
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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