i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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