When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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