you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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