Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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