Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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