Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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