her vagine was all disorganized.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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