that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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