I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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