One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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