why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
4 words: hood of his car
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Someone came in the potted fern
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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