Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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