You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
