You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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