I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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