Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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