Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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