I'm lost and stupid without you.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
God I need to hump something, right now.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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