I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
