Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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