Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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