I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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