garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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