No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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