I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
All the doctor said was why
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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