i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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