I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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