How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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