There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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