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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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