try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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