doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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