I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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